Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters




Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple,
Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20,
they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents,
Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience.

So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons,
Mrs. Ng told them......
'Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters
and whether you are satisfied.
Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...
you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences' .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.
They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.
'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng.
The motto for Standard Chartered was...
'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'

Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter.
This time it was from Ena. The content was simple.
'NESCAFE'. So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad.
'Ah! here it is.
'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.


Another week passed.
A month passed.
And another.
There was still no letter from Ella.


The Ngs became worried.


Finally, the letter came.
It was scribbled and could hardly be read,
but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.
The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'.
Why Singapore Airlines?
Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
He flipped the pages frantically.
'Ah! Here it is!'
Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish ...
THUMP!!!. ..she fell off her chair.
The motto was ...
'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.

17 comments:

Neo said...

Wow, so geng! I want too non-stop 4-6 times a day!!! wukakakaka

emotionalistic said...

LOL. Good one :P.

Victor Kiu said...

Neo: Yeah, His daughter Ella must be very happy to have such a good husband.. haha..

Emotionalistic: Haha.. Yeah!!

Anonymous said...

haha hehe ..........
U all hope non-stop can tahan or not? need break too.....
haha.
good one!!!!
tiff

suituapui said...

What's your slogan leh? Hahahahaha!

Victor Kiu said...

Tiff: Haha, we're still young.. don't be worry!! wahaha...

Suituapui: Erm... How about Everwin Supermarket's Slogan "Everyone can buy".. lols.. But i not for sell!!

carrot said...

hahahah hilarious post! :D

keeyit said...

wahhahhaahaaaa...
Good good

foongpc said...

Haha! Funny! But I think Ella's husband cannot last long if continue like that! : )
Btw, replied you on your query about the pendulum.

Victor Kiu said...

CARROT: Haha.. Thanks!

Keeyit: ^_^ I hope i can be Ella's husband.. wahahhaa

Foongpc: Ya, need to drink chicken essence everyday..

ahlost said...

*ROFLMAO* Good one.. Cheered up my Thursday Afternoon :D

callister said...

haha..that is funny..
7 times a week? non stop!
gosh!

Victor Kiu said...

ahlost: Oh cool! You're welcome!!


Callister: Don't try this at home!! haha

xiao wei^.^ said...

Erm...where did u get dis story???
did u know tat my name is ella?

Victor Kiu said...

Ella: From my aunty.. Haha.. Than your husband so Geng lor..

xiao wei^.^ said...

yalor..yalor..

Bengbeng said...

hahhahahahahaah absolutely the best joke :)