995 ( Jokes )

i have no idea what to post today, so here's the jokes for you all! it seems like not so funny but please Laugh a bit ok??
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"995"
Li ping was explaining to Kartini about the bad day she had at work. Li Ping's boss had suffered a heart attack and died. Kartini said, "How horrible! What did you do?" Li Ping shook her head. "There was nothing i could do! He kept yelling at me to call 995, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers!"

T__T
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Hehe!!